I DONT CARE IF IM FORTY AND MARRIED AND I’M SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE WITH MY KIDS AND I HEAR ON THE TV “EX-BOYBANDERS HARRY STYLES AND LOUIS TOMLINSON GOT MARRIED TODAY” I WILL FUCKING JUMP ON THE COUCH AND SCREAM “I WAS RIGHT I WAS FUCKING RIGHT FUCK YOU MY OTP IS REAL IT ONLY TOOK THIRTY YEARS BUT THEY REAL LARRY IS REAL”
'i'm messy and that's the way it is'
-“is he the messiest?”
-“does he do the washing up?”
-“does he make his bed?”
-“would you rather be with one of these guys?”